Thursday, September 16, 2010

What makes musicians so F*n HOT?

Why is that a man can be ugly as sin, but if he sings well, strokes that guitar like a pro, slaps the bass like he means it, he hits those drums like no body’s business, suddenly, BAM, you want a piece of that. I mean, Billy Jo Armstrong is my number one and let’s face it, he’s not really gorgeous. But, God, how little that matter when he’s rocking out on stage. Is it the same for women? I’m not sure it is. Is it the music that makes us wild? You don’t see guys screaming and passing out when a woman is a great musician. Do you? Please, give me some feedback on this one.

Let’s take a look at the ugliest male musicians who woman go crazy for.

1) Mic Jagger.
2) Steven Tyler
3) Ringo Starr
4) Keith Richards
5) Gene Simmons
6) Chad Kroeger
7) Michael Jackson (Not Young MJ)
8) Kid Rock
9) Jay Z
10) David Bowie

Here are some fugly female musicians but I doubt the men go crazy for them:

1) Amy Winehouse
2) Pink
3) Fantasia (If you can call her a musician)
4) Barbara Streisand
5) Fergie (UGH)
6) Cher
7) Gwen Stefani
8) Lady Gaga

There are many more in both categories, but add to my list! Tell me about some ugly musicians that you would totally bang!

3 comments:

  1. Very true! Men are transformed into hotness when they're on stage rocking out...I never thought of it the other way around. What about Lyle Lovett? Female country music lovers used to go crazy for him and he has a face only a mother could love! And Marilyn Manson is kind of ugly too...even if you put aside the creepy part of him and take off the makeup, he's pretty homely.

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  2. oh and Janis Joplin was an amazing artist, but not so pretty to look at...the same could be said for Celine Dion.

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  3. Clay Aiken...if he's considered a musician? Meatloaf, Bette Midler again if she's considered musically talented...I like Taylor Swift but I don't think she's pretty, the dixie chicks, but I think I'm just a hater...Alanis Morrisette...I don't really think Madonna is that pretty either, love her but hate the space between her teeth. Chris Kirkpatrick and Joey Fatone, can't forget those. Justin Beiber, he's an amazing dancer but I don't see the hotness everyone else does but that could be because he's in middle school and I am not.I think that's all that I can think of right now. I'm sure there are more. You should do a post of the hottest ones too.

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